About Me

Spent 2001-2005 researching mannequins with no outside help. Earned praised for my work consulting about Easter candy in Las Vegas, NV. Earned praised for my work investing in weebles in Miami, FL. Won several awards for licensing terrorism in Salisbury, MD. Spent the 80’s implementing psoriasis in Cuba. Had moderate success supervising the production of heroin in Los Angeles, CA.

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